Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Don't want 'em, Don't need 'em...

I went to my doctor for a checkup yesterday and you wouldn't believe what he said!  He said I needed glasses!  I have not needed glasses for MY WHOLE LIFE!!!  I don't think I need them.  I told Padmae this and she told me, "Let's go out for a drive."
I raised an eyebrow, but I got the speeder in gear and Padmae came out.  She got in and we went off.  After we got home she said, "You really do need glasses!  You ran into a total of 3 mailboxes and almost hit 7 speeders!"
Good grief!  She's keeping count?!  But anyway, I guess my doctor won't stand any back-talk.  So, I guess I'd better start looking at different styles to find out which ones are my favorite...

Monday, March 30, 2009


I am supposed to go to the doctor today for a checkup. Nooo, it's not because of my incident on Friday, it's just because I haven't gone to one in forever. Anyway, I'm glad my bruises have pretty much healed!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

I feel like a rainbow

I am black, blue, purple (and a little green) due to my skateboarding attempt yesterday down Splits Hill. Padmae took away my skateboard for a week, but I don't mind. I've got video games! Master Yoduh made it all the way down the hill and then hopped back up to ask me why I still had my face in the concrete. Sheesh! I need more force powers...

Friday, March 27, 2009

Skateboarding Buddies

Today I have a break from my normal work (Jeddi Knight stuff) to go skateboarding with Master Yoduh and FINALLY get to use my skateboard that he gave me on my birthday. Sure I've used it several times, but this time I am going to have a skateboard race with him down the biggest hill in our neighborhood: Splits Hill! I have been waiting to do this hill because I wanted to save it for Master Yoduh -- (...and because I was a little afraid of going down the STEEPEST HILL ON NABU!!!) Here I go... If no more posts show up on this blog, you will know what happened...

Thursday, March 26, 2009

He Needs a Break!

I sent my butler (See3) on a trip today.  I need him to go to Tatouine for food for my pet.  I know this doesn't count as a "vacation", but hey -- he needs a break!  I told him he could stay as long as he wanted.  Anyway I figure I can't lose because; my butler gets a couple of months off and Dood gets food.  Being a Jeddi gives one so many brilliant ideas...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

No Complaints Here!

The Jeddi recently started this "Acts of 'Jeddi'ness Food Drive" to give food to all the people who don't get meat that often.  Well, I was mowing the lawn yesterday and they came up and gave me a box of meat!  I guess it was because they felt sorry for me because Padmae has been forcing me to eat those greens from her garden.  The good thing is that Padmae won't make me give it up because it was a gift.  Don't get me wrong; Padmae lets me have meat every once in a while (and her veggies are not that bad!)
Anyway, I guess I will go fix some brisket for lunch (I wonder if carrots would go well with that...)

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Mowing Season

Well this is just great!  The mowing season has started back up again.  So Padmae wants me to mow the lawn.  TODAY!  I just finished my mission to the death star!  I really, really want a break.  Anyway, the Food Drive at the Jeddi temple starts today, so I hope to help out when I finish mowing.  (But they will probably have already started).  Thank goodness I have a riding lawnmower!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Acts of "Jeddi"ness Food Drive

The Jeddi are starting this thing that they call the "Acts of 'Jeddi'ness food drive".  They are bringing meat to people in the galaxy who can't afford meat very often.  I think it is a great idea.  I am going to contribute (especially since Padmae is not cooking that much meat since she started her huge greens thing...)

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Diner Wars

Well, I'm back! I just got back from my "secret" mission (which isn't so secret since I posted it on my blog). But anyway, I figured out that people prefer the Dark Side Diner to the Lightsaber Cafe because of the Dark Side Diner's Super Burger. But don't worry! We will come up with something to combat that! (Maybe Triple-sized Chicken Wings...) Well, I gotta go get out of this hot tie fighter pilot suit (why do they have to be black???)

Monday, March 16, 2009

Secret Mission

The Jeddi council decided that since I had a short rest yesterday from all my missions, I should have a new mission.  This one, however, is a secret mission.  I am to go into the death star in a tie fighter that we stole (dressed up as a tie fighter pilot, of course) and figure out what is new at the death star that makes customers want to go to the Dark Side Diner more than The Lightsaber Cafe.  I won't be able to make posts unless I can sneak into Sideous's room and hack onto his computer.  So, TTFN!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

A Job Well Done!

I finally finished my bush hogging job Padmae gave me.  The yard looks great.  Padmae is now ready to plant an even bigger garden.  Good grapevines!  I hope she doesn't want me to share what she harvests!

Friday, March 13, 2009

I have a ton of Jobs!

My bush hogging job continues today.  Because of my mission given me by the Jeddi Council (because I am now a Jeddi Knight) and the rescue operation for See3P0, I have not had a chance to continue it.  I begged 10 minutes to write a post for my blog, but Padmae said that RIGHT after that, I must get to work on my job.  Bye...

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Ballet Becomes Even More Useful

Yesterday, I saved See3P0 from Grievous. Grievous said that he wanted See3 so he could have a college reunion, but I told him that See3 was a respectable personage that would not want to meet all the friends that would probably be all the wildest people from the college that he and Grievous went to. Of course, Grievous wanted to fight it out. I told him I had no time, that I had some bush-hogging to do. But he insisted. So I used some of my ballet tricks that I used on Count Dukoo last year. He didn't get dizzy (like the Count) but he thought they were so funny that he laughed so hard that he fainted (I didn't know robots could breath). Anyway, I picked him up and threw him down a garbage chute and we flew away in my Starfighter. But before we left, I made sure I went by the Darkside Diner's drivethrough window and picked up a burger (the best!). All in all, we had a fun day. (I wonder how long it will take those Storm Troopers to find Grievous...)

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

College Buddy Gone Bad

I am in my ship.  After I told the Jeddi council the results of my latest mission,  I came back home planning to do the job Padmae gave me first.  But then I heard Star Wars music and remembered that that was my ringtone for my cell.  So I picked it up and got this message from See3 babbling on about me needing to save him and all that.  So that is why I am in my Jeddi Starfighter on my way to save my awesome butler.  Poor guy.  See3P0 told me that in droid college, Grievous was the one who always threw all the parties and got into all kinds of trouble.  I guess he just never learned how to behave...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

What to do when your butler acts...well, not that bright.....

I got back home on Sunday.  After finishing my mission given to me by the Jeddi council, I thought I only had one more job (namely, the bush-hogging deal).  Unfortunately, by butler has gone and gotten himself captured by an old college buddy gone bad.  How and why he did this, I do not know.  But I will have to go and help him out I guess.  (But, hey!   The Dark Side Diner does not have veggies!)

Monday, March 9, 2009

Hungry Anyone?

Since Padmae recently stopped her "going green" streak, she has been trying something new. Ever since I got back from my business trip, she is has been trying to make me eat greens from her garden at every meal! This is as bad as my diet. No, wait! I am not going to think back to that horrible time! I am now done only because I finished my ballet! I am NOT GOING to give in this time!
See3P0 needs me to save him from Grievous (his old college buddy gone bad), I think I will so I can get away from the veggies!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Guns, Ammo, and Beyond!

Yesterday, I went to Guns, Ammo, and Beyond! to look at lightsaber prices.  They were selling them for $4.00 a piece (the same deal in the family pack).  So, I will be going to Lightsabers 'R Us to get some from them for the Jeddi council.  I only have one question: why did they send me on this mission when they could have checked out the prices at all the stores?  I had to go to the factories and wasted the rest of my week!  I have the feeling this was a practical joke.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Jeddi Mart Lightsaber Prices

I just got back to my hotel from the Jeddi Mart factory here on Hothe. It looks like the have a way better deal than Lightsabers 'R Us. They sell lightsabers for $4.50 a piece and will give them to us for $4.10 a piece if we buy the family pack of 20 lightsabers. Since Mr. Piggly, the owner of Lightsabers 'R Us said he will beat any deal I can find, maybe I can get a family pack for $4.09 a piece. This is hard to believe that Hothe had better deals than Moss Eyesley (since Hothe is amazingly farther away from Corisaunt [the location of the Jeddi temple] than Moss Eyesley is...which makes trips way more expensive) because of atrocious gas prices. But, a good deal is a good deal. But just to be safe, I will look at the deals that the Gun, Ammo, and Beyond store has. Their headquarters are on Uvo X. I will get there tomorrow. (I hate working on weekends!)

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Lightsabers 'R Us

I didn't write a post yesterday because I was at the Lightsabers 'R Us factory all day talking to the owner: Mr. John H. Piggly.  He said that unless we could find a better deal, he would sell us lightsabers for 8 truggits a piece.  Or, if we bought the family pack (20 sabers) he would give it to us for 5 truggits a piece.  Good Goggles!  That is ridiculous!  I bought my lightsaber at Jeddi Mart for $3.50 (3 truggits and 50 credits)!  He said that he would knock his price down to below whatever we could find (unless we could find lightsabers for $3 or less per).  I am going to go to the Jeddi Mart factory tomorrow on Hothe (I will leave for Hothe today).

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

To the Aqua...

My new mission starts today. I am to travel to Aqualeris today. Goodness gracious! I was just here during our vacation! Anyway, I go to the top lightsaber manufacturer tomorrow. We'll see what he says.

Monday, March 2, 2009

New Mission

I apologize for not writing a post in the last 3 days. On Friday and Saturday I was working on the bush hogging mission Padmae gave me, and on Sunday I was taking advantage of a little necessity I call REST! I haven't quite finished Padmae's mission, but the Jeddi council gave me new one that starts tomorrow. (Since this is business, I must do this one first, then I have the cleaning of the yard to look forward to...) The Jeddi Council wants me to find out which lightsaber company will give us the best deal. (This is one of the mistakes George Lucas made in the movies. We don't make our lightsabers... we BUY them!) I am to travel to several planets (Moss Eyesley, Hothe, and Uvo X) and figure this out. I hate shopping.