Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Didn't Quite Go As Planned...

I talked to the space pirate CEO on Monday. That didn't quite go as I had planned...
I said to him that he must stop attacking our clone ships. It was cowardly as well as childish. I mean, why couldn't he buy his M&M's at the Sithe Superstore like everybody else? He said that he didn't have enough money and I said, "Give me a break! How come you managed to scrape enough cash to buy that silver plated cigar box???"
Things started getting a little heated now and he pulled his gun on me. I used my force powers to pull out my lightsaber (it doesn't matter how quick on the draw you are...if you have a lightsaber, you always win.) The only problem is, what I pulled out wasn't a lightsaber. It was a twinky that I had bought at Space Trac on the way up and had saved to eat for a celebration snack after my interview with the Space Pirate CEO. Where was my lightsaber? Then I remembered that I had left it in my hotel room on top of the TV. So...I offered him the twinky and asked if we could call it square. He grumble affirmatively and I ran to the elevator as fast as my non-twinky-powered legs could go.
I am now at the Space Train station getting ready to beg for another free ride in the luggage compartment. Here we go again.
I feel that maybe diplomacy isn't my thing. When I get home, Master Wendu will probably tell Master Obi-Won to take care of this (after he finishes chewing me out for wasting that train ticket money!)

16 comments:

  1. The power of a twinky, it sure does help with diplomacy. Doesn´t it? Siri

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  2. yeah. if you had had something like fried jalapenos, I don't think he would have been too enthused...

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  3. no, he probably would have called an army.LOL. Siri

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  4. ARMY??? those space pirates only have a rag tag group of unprofessionals... lol.

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  5. Well stil... you know what i mean. Siri

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  6. you know, u can type out Master Siri for your sign in name so you don't have to be anonymous anymore.
    Just click "select profile" and in the drop down menu push "Name/URL" and then you can type out "Master Siri"
    easy as fudge!

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  7. there are you happy now.

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  8. To be taught by Anikin, what is this world...Galaxy coming to?

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  9. Well...I have a lot of techy knowhow. You gotta admit that!

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  10. That i will, but only that.

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  11. I've just been reading this conversation; you two (Anikin and Siri) are either best friends or worst enemies...I have a feeling it switches out by what mood one of you is in...

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  12. nah. I like Siri! One of my fave jeddis!

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  13. Friends all the way.

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